January, 2005 iCE Pack
Customize your own version of this month's iCE nfo!
1. The January iCE pack took a little longer than expected due to...
Income Tax Issues.
Zombie Infestation.
Crack Cocaine.
Server Problems.
The Clap.
This issue has been addressed an should not occur for at least another 30 days.
2.
This month we are a lucky enough to witness exceptional artwork from our greatest
artist,
Darkhalo.
DJ Monkeyboy.
Gecko.
Greg.
HeeeeMan.
Maxetormer.
Primal R.
Texel.
3.
David Hasselhoff
Billy Joel
William Shatner
The Honkicorn
has
released a CD.
was caught drunk driving.
Won a Nobel prize.
Joined ACiD.
4. Sinned Soul was unavailible for comment this
month because he continues to
suck.
blow.
take over #ice on Efnet.
have erectile disfunction.
freeze his fat white ass off in Canada.
5. Autographed copies of this artpack are available for $19.95. We accept payment
in the form of
cash.
all major credit cards.
PayPal.
Hot Pockets.
Cincinnati Hotplates.
6. As a final note, we would like to inform you
that...
yes, this is America. You can pay for sex with pennies.
chicken is a vital part of natures chain. That's why we have to play chicken
ball in the house.
it doesn't matter that you aren't a real leprechaun, you are from New
Jersey, and are half Korean. Well still love you.
gouging expletives into another's car is a sign of trust and friendship.
plaque is figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare
you into buying useless appliences and pastes.
you'd get shot wearing that in my 'hood.
you don't own space, so stop acting like you do.
Lovingly Yours,
Root88/Darkmage/Raganaga
Asia Carrera
Mommy
Gamera
Posts
Up!!! on thing is for sure your guys are
not gonna run out of funny ideas any time soon :D
Long life to ICE!
My sides hurt literally omfg hahahhaha