Eto,
Words cannot express the murky depth of distinction that has come to me, the author of the lowest rated tile on the whole wide, wide world of the internet!
I'd give my left nut to be rid of this horror story of tilemaking. Even as I pass among my fellow workers at the office, I NEVER speak of this solitary bummer.I'd love to just blow it off as my first tile but actually, my first tile sat there for three whole days before the administrators blew it away. I
even became distraught enough to contemplate ending my life (at least as a tiler) but made a silent promise never to maintain a lower score than the minus four point one, that this puppy sits at, here on the world wide web...

As ever, Ed

If you've asked yourself, 'Why does Eddie have so damned many tiles out here"?,
The truth is, I'm working at a fever pitch to see if I can get so many tiles in that stack at your left, to bump this catastrophe off of the board! What can YOU remember about the first time that YOU tried Xtasy?

ahahaha
ok ed
XD